Archives

May 26, 2012

Grade Banks on a Curve

May 20, 2012

Up The Cavity

May 12, 2012

They Have A Dream

May 5, 2012

Julia and Julia and Julia

Apr 21, 2012

American Idiotism

Apr 14, 2012

The Eszterhas and Gibson Affair: Good for the Jews?

Apr 7, 2012

Obscurity

Apr 3, 2012

A GOP Prophylactic Against Santorum

Mar 24, 2012

Makers and Takers

Mar 3, 2012

Redemption v. Breitbart

Feb 11, 2012

A Modest Business Proposal

Mar 1, 2011

When Americans Attack

Sep 4, 2010

Libertarians And Their Sorry State

Mar 20, 2010

The False Choice, Freedom or Justice

Jan 31, 2010

Why Americans Will Never Elect a Corporation for President

Jan 23, 2010

Free Speech For Sale!

Jan 9, 2010

The Crybabies of 2010

Dec 12, 2009

My Transaction Spilleth Over

Nov 17, 2009

Job Creation ex nihilo

Sep 26, 2009

Our President’s Body, Ourselves

Sep 19, 2009

Democratic Wimps To Let Ashcroft Slide

Aug 22, 2009

The Monster They Created

Jun 6, 2009

Politics and “Strauss at Midnight”—Part 2: The Useful Idiots

May 23, 2009

Strauss at Midnight”—Part 1: In Cold Blood

Mar 28, 2009

Justice v Law

Mar 14, 2009

Atlas–Shrug This!

Feb 28, 2009

A Simple Gesture That Blows The Mind

Feb 21, 2009

Imbecilical Time

Feb 14, 2009

Cato, The Think Tank That Would Rather Tank Than Think

Dec 6, 2008

Twenty-one Tips for Surviving the New Economy

Sep 20, 2008

Wall Street Celebrates Socialism

Jul 31, 2008

The Kristol Method

Jul 19, 2008

Thomas Friedman Versus The Methodist Fish Fry

Jun 12, 2008

Tim Russert’s Eyes Were Nothing Like the Sun

May 1, 2008

‘Expelled’: Ben Stein’s Fall from Disgrace… to… Something Even Lower

Apr 12, 2008

Free McCain’s Mind and His Ass Will Follow

Mar 29, 2008

Comedy Envy is No Joke

Mar 14, 2008

Glengarry Glen Bitch

Feb 16, 2008

He Saw It On TV So He Thought It Would Work In Real Life

Jan 19, 2008

Really? Tax Cuts Again? Can’t You… I Mean, Tax Cuts? Again?

Nov 10, 2007

Alan Dershowitz and the Writers’ Strike

Oct 27, 2007

The Perfect Jew… Perfect for Whom?

Oct 10, 2007

Did We Forget to Pay the Bill of Rights?

Sep 8, 2007

Watch That Whale

Aug 25, 2007

GW Bush’s Vietnam—Apocalypse Then and Now

Jul 21, 2007

Hey, You Got Your Ghost in My Machine!

Jul 14, 2007

The Vatican Responds to Me

Jun 30, 2007

Stick A Fork In And Overturn Me, I’m Brown

Jun 23, 2007

God is a Secular Humanist

Jun 18, 2007

The Uighur Sanction

May 26, 2007

Big Oil Has Us Buggy-Whipped

May 12, 2007

Come Back to the Five-and-Dime, Soylent Green, Soylent Green

May 10, 2007

If It Quacks Like a Nazi

Apr 28, 2007

First They Came for the Latinos

Feb 28, 2007

Libertarianism is the First Refuge of Yahoos

Feb 3, 2007

Shibbolethism

Dec 2, 2006

The Art of Suicide

Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Dead Milton Friedman: Hertz, Don’t It?

Nov 10, 2006

Borat and the Critic From Scheisskopfistan

Nov 4, 2006

Garbage In, Garbage Out: The Evolution of U.S. Strategy in Iraq

Oct 14, 2006

Moral Turkitude

Sep 30, 2006

Astroturf and DDT = Libertarian Lobotomy

Jul 22, 2006

The Self-Hating Jew Libel

Jun 17, 2006

Dick Cheney’s Lesbian Daughter

Jun 10, 2006

Loveliness of the Dead S.O.B.

May 20, 2006

This is Your Libertarian on Drugs

May 13, 2006

Protocols of the Elders of Pride Day

May 5, 2006

Illegals and How Work Works

Apr 21, 2006

The Return of Terry’s Veggies

Apr 8, 2006

Insurance, Bush’s Modesty, Judas, and American Clevernessism

Apr 1, 2006

God’s Disappointment Rebutted

Mar 25, 2006

Humanity: God’s Little Disappointment

Jan 28, 2006

Thinking Outside the Henhouse

Jan 21, 2006

Petronazis, Turd Salads, and the Differently Stupid

Oct 31, 2004

Hitchens Versus the Reality-Based Community

Sep 18, 2004

Stockholm Syndrome In 2004

Jul 3, 2004

Just Call Me Ishmael

Jun 24, 2004

Good Gravy

Jun 12, 2004

The Incontestable Greatness of Reagan

Jun 5, 2004

The Counterfeit Touch

May 21, 2004

How Much Jew Can a Jew Watch Watch

May 15, 2004

Sense and Sensationalism

May 1, 2004

Where Are The Christians?

Apr 9, 2004

A Passion For Historical Accuracy

Jan 9, 2004

Casino Kapital

Jan 3, 2004

Rightwing Think Tanks and Pundits Gang Up Against Bush

Oct 23, 2003

The Invasion of Indomachina: An Historical Perspective

Sep 28, 2003

The Human Credit

Sep 15, 2003

Why George F. Will?

Aug 16, 2003

The Simulacrum and Its Double

Aug 9, 2003

Sure, Believe in the Magic Beans

Jul 19, 2003

Celebrity News

Jul 12, 2003

The Fate of Jerusalem and the Origin of Homo Sapiens

Jun 14, 2003

Bill O’Reilly Outside the Zone

Apr 26, 2003

Tom Brokaw Can Really Kiss Ass

Apr 12, 2003

An Interview With Steenly Crotch

Mar 22, 2003

Better Than Henry: An Interview With Chic Hidgeonpooper

Mar 15, 2003

Eighteen Provocations

Jun 29, 2002

Five Justices Should Resign Or Be Turned Into Ice Cream

Jun 22, 2002

Devotion: A Circular Parable

Jun 8, 2002

When I Blew A Younger Man’s Nose

Mar 29, 2002

Male Heterosexuality is So Gay

Mar 23, 2002

The Case for a Flat Earth

Mar 16, 2002

The Time Machine: Moneyed Mediocrity Pilfers Past for Flimsy Futurology

Mar 9, 2002

Nixons of a Feather Connive Together

Mar 2, 2002

CATO Strikes Back

Feb 23, 2002

The Invisibles

Feb 9, 2002

The Golem Wants to Go Down South

Feb 2, 2002

World Economic Forum: Have Your Cake and Eat Me

Jan 26, 2002

For the Man Who Has Everything, Such a Deal

Jan 19, 2002

Enron and The Metaphysically Self-Putrescing Logic of Extreme Capitalism

Jan 12, 2002

We Have Always Depended on the Unkindness of Stranglers

Dec 15, 2001

Always Don’t Look on the Bright Side

Dec 8, 2001

The Secret Prophecy Of “The Tempest”

Dec 1, 2001

Some Of My Best Friends Are Nationalistic Hawks

Oct 27, 2001

A Mother Defends the War

Oct 20, 2001

Situationism in the Third Millenium

Oct 6, 2001

Slap a Baby Awake Month

Sep 22, 2001

The Ever-Surprising Mister Hitchens

Sep 15, 2001

John Wayne’s Lazy Eye

Sep 1, 2001

The Failure of the Jews

Aug 25, 2001

In the Situation Museum

Jul 28, 2001

Graham, Welty and Devi

Jul 14, 2001

Catastrophe

Jul 7, 2001

Bush’s Tax Cut Is Not EVEN

May 19, 2001

Capital Punishment Considered Objectively

May 12, 2001

Zen Master W.

Apr 28, 2001

The Thanh Phong Massacre

Apr 21, 2001

Monsanto Clause

Mar 24, 2001

Pay For It Again?

Mar 10, 2001

W’s Solution to Teen Rage: Crash a Sub

Feb 24, 2001

Good War Syndrome

Feb 10, 2001

Delicious Skatewing Cakes You Can Make!

Feb 3, 2001

Jesus In Exile

Dec 16, 2000

Carter Would Crap

Aug 21, 1999

Manx Cheese

Aug 14, 1999

Three Hour Tour

Aug 7, 1999

Nixon’s Foreign Policy

Jul 31, 1999

Pigs/Gramma’s “Butt”

Jul 24, 1999

Reflections on South Africa

May 28, 1999

Milosevic Indicted By the Hague

May 22, 1999

Totalitarianism is Doomed

Apr 30, 1999

Capital – Normative And High School

Apr 24, 1999

Capital’s Big Tits And Violence

Apr 16, 1999

Public Radio’s Bias/CATO

Apr 9, 1999

Either There’s Hope, Or…

Mar 27, 1999

Hershey Park, Pregnant In Prison

Mar 21, 1999

Barbarism Under Capitalism

Mar 6, 1999

Black Farmers vs. USDA

Feb 28, 1999

Unchristian Advertisements

Feb 26, 1999

Volunteerism Phooey

Feb 20, 1999

Language Organisms

Feb 20, 1999

Corporate Language Darwinism

Feb 13, 1999

Impeachment Acquittal

Feb 6, 1999

Amartya Sen’s Nobel

Jan 23, 1999

Buckley and Chile

Jan 9, 1999

Saddam Told the Truth

Jan 2, 1999

Cuban Revolution, Bacardi Limon

Nov 28, 1998

Critique of Pure Velveeta

Sep 19, 1998

What Would Jesus Do?

Sep 19, 1998

How the Poor are Denied Health Care

Sep 12, 1998

Mancow

Aug 29, 1998

Justice Powell Dies

Aug 21, 1998

Assassinate Leaders vs. War

Aug 1, 1998

Living Wage

Jul 25, 1998

Private Ryan Week on NPR

Jul 18, 1998

IMF/Indonesia; Poop on the Flag

Jul 11, 1998

At Louche Hitch-Ends, or Hitch: Un Chien in the Loo, or Hitch: L’ancien en Larousse

Jun 27, 1998

Kukoc’s Wisdom

Jun 13, 1998

Reflection on ’80s/’90s; Persecute the Poor

Jun 6, 1998

Why Kids Kill, Reagan Monuments

May 16, 1998

Doctor Glut

May 9, 1998

Military Vehicle Accidents

May 2, 1998

No One Ever Went Broke Engaging in a Little Harmless Death-Dealing

Apr 25, 1998

United Localities Treaty

Apr 11, 1998

Gandhi, Same Shape Of Leading

Apr 3, 1998

The Optimistic View

Mar 28, 1998

Lotto, Torts, Blacks Sue Boeing

Mar 21, 1998

News of the Barbaric

Mar 14, 1998

What is Capitalism Good at?

Mar 7, 1998

Ford Nazi

Feb 28, 1998

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Feb 21, 1998

Paradox and Sam Donaldson’s Cows

Feb 14, 1998

CEO Pay, G. Ryan’s Organs, Etc.

Feb 7, 1998

Ross Perot’s Econo-Justice Plan

Jan 31, 1998

Wanting Truth is Death to Capitalism

Jan 24, 1998

What’s Truth – Bruce Lee’s Dream