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May 26, 2012
Grade Banks on a Curve
May 20, 2012
Up The Cavity
May 12, 2012
They Have A Dream
May 5, 2012
Julia and Julia and Julia
Apr 21, 2012
American Idiotism
Apr 14, 2012
The Eszterhas and Gibson Affair: Good for the Jews?
Apr 7, 2012
Obscurity
Apr 3, 2012
A GOP Prophylactic Against Santorum
Mar 24, 2012
Makers and Takers
Mar 3, 2012
Redemption v. Breitbart
Feb 11, 2012
A Modest Business Proposal
Mar 1, 2011
When Americans Attack
Sep 4, 2010
Libertarians And Their Sorry State
Mar 20, 2010
The False Choice, Freedom or Justice
Jan 31, 2010
Why Americans Will Never Elect a Corporation for President
Jan 23, 2010
Free Speech For Sale!
Jan 9, 2010
The Crybabies of 2010
Dec 12, 2009
My Transaction Spilleth Over
Nov 17, 2009
Job Creation ex nihilo
Sep 26, 2009
Our President’s Body, Ourselves
Sep 19, 2009
Democratic Wimps To Let Ashcroft Slide
Aug 22, 2009
The Monster They Created
Jun 6, 2009
Politics and “Strauss at Midnight”—Part 2: The Useful Idiots
May 23, 2009
Strauss at Midnight”—Part 1: In Cold Blood
Mar 28, 2009
Justice v Law
Mar 14, 2009
Atlas–Shrug This!
Feb 28, 2009
A Simple Gesture That Blows The Mind
Feb 21, 2009
Imbecilical Time
Feb 14, 2009
Cato, The Think Tank That Would Rather Tank Than Think
Dec 6, 2008
Twenty-one Tips for Surviving the New Economy
Sep 20, 2008
Wall Street Celebrates Socialism
Jul 31, 2008
The Kristol Method
Jul 19, 2008
Thomas Friedman Versus The Methodist Fish Fry
Jun 12, 2008
Tim Russert’s Eyes Were Nothing Like the Sun
May 1, 2008
‘Expelled’: Ben Stein’s Fall from Disgrace… to… Something Even Lower
Apr 12, 2008
Free McCain’s Mind and His Ass Will Follow
Mar 29, 2008
Comedy Envy is No Joke
Mar 14, 2008
Glengarry Glen Bitch
Feb 16, 2008
He Saw It On TV So He Thought It Would Work In Real Life
Jan 19, 2008
Really? Tax Cuts Again? Can’t You… I Mean, Tax Cuts? Again?
Nov 10, 2007
Alan Dershowitz and the Writers’ Strike
Oct 27, 2007
The Perfect Jew… Perfect for Whom?
Oct 10, 2007
Did We Forget to Pay the Bill of Rights?
Sep 8, 2007
Watch That Whale
Aug 25, 2007
GW Bush’s Vietnam—Apocalypse Then and Now
Jul 21, 2007
Hey, You Got Your Ghost in My Machine!
Jul 14, 2007
The Vatican Responds to Me
Jun 30, 2007
Stick A Fork In And Overturn Me, I’m Brown
Jun 23, 2007
God is a Secular Humanist
Jun 18, 2007
The Uighur Sanction
May 26, 2007
Big Oil Has Us Buggy-Whipped
May 12, 2007
Come Back to the Five-and-Dime, Soylent Green, Soylent Green
May 10, 2007
If It Quacks Like a Nazi
Apr 28, 2007
First They Came for the Latinos
Feb 28, 2007
Libertarianism is the First Refuge of Yahoos
Feb 3, 2007
Shibbolethism
Dec 2, 2006
The Art of Suicide
Nov 18, 2006
Hey, Dead Milton Friedman: Hertz, Don’t It?
Nov 10, 2006
Borat and the Critic From Scheisskopfistan
Nov 4, 2006
Garbage In, Garbage Out: The Evolution of U.S. Strategy in Iraq
Oct 14, 2006
Moral Turkitude
Sep 30, 2006
Astroturf and DDT = Libertarian Lobotomy
Jul 22, 2006
The Self-Hating Jew Libel
Jun 17, 2006
Dick Cheney’s Lesbian Daughter
Jun 10, 2006
Loveliness of the Dead S.O.B.
May 20, 2006
This is Your Libertarian on Drugs
May 13, 2006
Protocols of the Elders of Pride Day
May 5, 2006
Illegals and How Work Works
Apr 21, 2006
The Return of Terry’s Veggies
Apr 8, 2006
Insurance, Bush’s Modesty, Judas, and American Clevernessism
Apr 1, 2006
God’s Disappointment Rebutted
Mar 25, 2006
Humanity: God’s Little Disappointment
Jan 28, 2006
Thinking Outside the Henhouse
Jan 21, 2006
Petronazis, Turd Salads, and the Differently Stupid
Oct 31, 2004
Hitchens Versus the Reality-Based Community
Sep 18, 2004
Stockholm Syndrome In 2004
Jul 3, 2004
Just Call Me Ishmael
Jun 24, 2004
Good Gravy
Jun 12, 2004
The Incontestable Greatness of Reagan
Jun 5, 2004
The Counterfeit Touch
May 21, 2004
How Much Jew Can a Jew Watch Watch
May 15, 2004
Sense and Sensationalism
May 1, 2004
Where Are The Christians?
Apr 9, 2004
A Passion For Historical Accuracy
Jan 9, 2004
Casino Kapital
Jan 3, 2004
Rightwing Think Tanks and Pundits Gang Up Against Bush
Oct 23, 2003
The Invasion of Indomachina: An Historical Perspective
Sep 28, 2003
The Human Credit
Sep 15, 2003
Why George F. Will?
Aug 16, 2003
The Simulacrum and Its Double
Aug 9, 2003
Sure, Believe in the Magic Beans
Jul 19, 2003
Celebrity News
Jul 12, 2003
The Fate of Jerusalem and the Origin of Homo Sapiens
Jun 14, 2003
Bill O’Reilly Outside the Zone
Apr 26, 2003
Tom Brokaw Can Really Kiss Ass
Apr 12, 2003
An Interview With Steenly Crotch
Mar 22, 2003
Better Than Henry: An Interview With Chic Hidgeonpooper
Mar 15, 2003
Eighteen Provocations
Jun 29, 2002
Five Justices Should Resign Or Be Turned Into Ice Cream
Jun 22, 2002
Devotion: A Circular Parable
Jun 8, 2002
When I Blew A Younger Man’s Nose
Mar 29, 2002
Male Heterosexuality is So Gay
Mar 23, 2002
The Case for a Flat Earth
Mar 16, 2002
The Time Machine: Moneyed Mediocrity Pilfers Past for Flimsy Futurology
Mar 9, 2002
Nixons of a Feather Connive Together
Mar 2, 2002
CATO Strikes Back
Feb 23, 2002
The Invisibles
Feb 9, 2002
The Golem Wants to Go Down South
Feb 2, 2002
World Economic Forum: Have Your Cake and Eat Me
Jan 26, 2002
For the Man Who Has Everything, Such a Deal
Jan 19, 2002
Enron and The Metaphysically Self-Putrescing Logic of Extreme Capitalism
Jan 12, 2002
We Have Always Depended on the Unkindness of Stranglers
Dec 15, 2001
Always Don’t Look on the Bright Side
Dec 8, 2001
The Secret Prophecy Of “The Tempest”
Dec 1, 2001
Some Of My Best Friends Are Nationalistic Hawks
Oct 27, 2001
A Mother Defends the War
Oct 20, 2001
Situationism in the Third Millenium
Oct 6, 2001
Slap a Baby Awake Month
Sep 22, 2001
The Ever-Surprising Mister Hitchens
Sep 15, 2001
John Wayne’s Lazy Eye
Sep 1, 2001
The Failure of the Jews
Aug 25, 2001
In the Situation Museum
Jul 28, 2001
Graham, Welty and Devi
Jul 14, 2001
Catastrophe
Jul 7, 2001
Bush’s Tax Cut Is Not EVEN
May 19, 2001
Capital Punishment Considered Objectively
May 12, 2001
Zen Master W.
Apr 28, 2001
The Thanh Phong Massacre
Apr 21, 2001
Monsanto Clause
Mar 24, 2001
Pay For It Again?
Mar 10, 2001
W’s Solution to Teen Rage: Crash a Sub
Feb 24, 2001
Good War Syndrome
Feb 10, 2001
Delicious Skatewing Cakes You Can Make!
Feb 3, 2001
Jesus In Exile
Dec 16, 2000
Carter Would Crap
Aug 21, 1999
Manx Cheese
Aug 14, 1999
Three Hour Tour
Aug 7, 1999
Nixon’s Foreign Policy
Jul 31, 1999
Pigs/Gramma’s “Butt”
Jul 24, 1999
Reflections on South Africa
May 28, 1999
Milosevic Indicted By the Hague
May 22, 1999
Totalitarianism is Doomed
Apr 30, 1999
Capital – Normative And High School
Apr 24, 1999
Capital’s Big Tits And Violence
Apr 16, 1999
Public Radio’s Bias/CATO
Apr 9, 1999
Either There’s Hope, Or…
Mar 27, 1999
Hershey Park, Pregnant In Prison
Mar 21, 1999
Barbarism Under Capitalism
Mar 6, 1999
Black Farmers vs. USDA
Feb 28, 1999
Unchristian Advertisements
Feb 26, 1999
Volunteerism Phooey
Feb 20, 1999
Language Organisms
Feb 20, 1999
Corporate Language Darwinism
Feb 13, 1999
Impeachment Acquittal
Feb 6, 1999
Amartya Sen’s Nobel
Jan 23, 1999
Buckley and Chile
Jan 9, 1999
Saddam Told the Truth
Jan 2, 1999
Cuban Revolution, Bacardi Limon
Nov 28, 1998
Critique of Pure Velveeta
Sep 19, 1998
What Would Jesus Do?
Sep 19, 1998
How the Poor are Denied Health Care
Sep 12, 1998
Mancow
Aug 29, 1998
Justice Powell Dies
Aug 21, 1998
Assassinate Leaders vs. War
Aug 1, 1998
Living Wage
Jul 25, 1998
Private Ryan Week on NPR
Jul 18, 1998
IMF/Indonesia; Poop on the Flag
Jul 11, 1998
At Louche Hitch-Ends, or Hitch: Un Chien in the Loo, or Hitch: L’ancien en Larousse
Jun 27, 1998
Kukoc’s Wisdom
Jun 13, 1998
Reflection on ’80s/’90s; Persecute the Poor
Jun 6, 1998
Why Kids Kill, Reagan Monuments
May 16, 1998
Doctor Glut
May 9, 1998
Military Vehicle Accidents
May 2, 1998
No One Ever Went Broke Engaging in a Little Harmless Death-Dealing
Apr 25, 1998
United Localities Treaty
Apr 11, 1998
Gandhi, Same Shape Of Leading
Apr 3, 1998
The Optimistic View
Mar 28, 1998
Lotto, Torts, Blacks Sue Boeing
Mar 21, 1998
News of the Barbaric
Mar 14, 1998
What is Capitalism Good at?
Mar 7, 1998
Ford Nazi
Feb 28, 1998
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Feb 21, 1998
Paradox and Sam Donaldson’s Cows
Feb 14, 1998
CEO Pay, G. Ryan’s Organs, Etc.
Feb 7, 1998
Ross Perot’s Econo-Justice Plan
Jan 31, 1998
Wanting Truth is Death to Capitalism
Jan 24, 1998
What’s Truth – Bruce Lee’s Dream